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Sick/Ill ||Starter Sentences||
 "No, stay, I don't feel good.."  "I don't want to get you sick, so you might want to stay away for a few days 'til I'm fully recovered."  "Oh, that's fucking gross... never knew I could be able to throw up (insert color other than green/red here)."  "Just, please don't be so loud, my stomach hurts really badly and I'm going to try to get some sleep."  "Ow... my head hurts... can you kiss it and make it better?"  "I think I need to go see a doctor.. this doesn't just hurt, it burns."  "Get me some medicine, please? I would, but I'm in too much pain."  "Can you make me some chicken broth? My throat hurts.."  "You don't have to stay here, y'know... I'll be fine.."  "_____, bring me a trash can, I'm gonna puke!"  "Ugh, it sucks being sick.."  "My temperature's almost 101. Holy shit.."  "Either I'm pregnant or I'm just having some really bad cramps.."

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon suddenly speaking in fluent Japanese when they try telling you a joke. It doesn’t stop until dinner, when they start speaking Italian.

Well at least if Craig did speak to me in Japanese I would at least understand him a little.

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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